Back Off SIUE

I definitely needed a good laugh last night right before I went to bed, so I stayed up until about 430am reading in my new book. I am so surprised, no book has ever kept me up til weird hours of the morning. What had me needing a laugh is nothing short of a mess. I recieved a letter the other day, just found it on my bed. Here is what is says:

"Dear SIUE student,
The federal government requires that 35% of our campus resubmit their FAFSA forms in order to maintain the highest quality of support and the most accurate files. You have been selected at random along with 3,500 of your peers. Please submit the following forms with your paperwork. Please fill out the listed forms: The student information page (Pink letter), your 2003 Federal Tax return form (student), your parents 2003 Federal tax form, and your 2003 W-2 forms. Please beware if you DO NOT return them by the above listed date, you will lose your 2004-2005 federal aid package and SIUE will lose all financial aid for other students."

WTF! WTF! WTF! can i just say again WTF!

Oh my night gets evn better! I can't find any of my 2003 tax forms. I probably threw away my W-2's because I didn't need them anymore. THIS FUCKING SUCKS!

But wait, MORE, i say MORE is to come. A week ago, I had recieved a refund check from my university because I had overpaid for the current semester and they had written me a check back. I looked last night... went to click on my schedule and get this.....

"STUDENT ACCOUNT IS ON HOLD, CONTACT BURSAR'S OFFICE TO MAKE PAYMENTS."
FUCK NO, I had overpaid now, I am in the hole. You people are fucking insane. According to them, I am over $4,000 in the hole! Fuck YOU... you have your information wrong! Neither my mum or myself recieved a bill in the mail. So Monday, I get to go down there and throw a shit fit to the Bursar's office. And this week is not a great week to mess with me, you dont mess with a student during the last few weeks of school, they are just a bit on edge.

posted by Rob @ 11:32 AM